Rose's petition to save a very old tree attracts the ire of Freida Claxton, a misanthropic old woman, on whose property the tree stands. At a public hearing, Rose gets an ...

When Cho Pak and his daughter, Sun, pick up the Colonel's laundry, Potter wants to do a physical on the ancient cavalry man, but Cho Pak refuses. Klinger tries to bribe C ...

It is frigid cold outside; the 4077 gang are heavily layered and playing Strip Poker in the O Club. Colonel Potter enters with the announcement of a big push from I Corp ...

Abercrombie and Fitch help BJ and Hawkeye cause unrest between the officers in the boiling summer at the 4077; the Swamp Rats receive a box which Chuckles calls canvas Xa ...

The latest piece de resistance of Hawkeye and BJ is Kentucky Derby Day, the next excuse for a party and temporary escape from reality for the team at 4077. Colonel Potter ...

After 11 days of no casualties, the Swamp Rats are so bored that they invent Cranko, a game mixing chess, poker, and checkers (over gin) in one game. Radar purloins Bosto ...

Margaret finds out who her friends really are when Klinger accidentally throws out her wedding ring from Donald with the 4077 trash. Hawkeye and BJ are frustrated when th ...

It is hot outside. Radar's yelling might bruise the gin. BJ gets a telegram: Peggy needs $200 that day so they can make a down payment on their dream property in Stinson ...

Klinger says he grew up over the weekend and is wearing his Army uniform. Potter is tickled; he cannot wait to laugh over the latest Lebanese lunacy...until Potter gets a ...

When a bus rolls into the 4077 compound, there are several wounded soldiers and a surprise: Sidney (Allan Arbus). He was in a foxhole doing therapy with patient, Tom (Mic ...

As heroes battle and are wounded in the field, 8063 soldiers fight 4077 soldiers like Zale and Kornhaus at Rosie's Bar; Klinger hides under a table so his dress will not ...

Master Sergeant Woody Woodruff is in charge of mimeograph at I Corp; he also owes BJ and Hawkeye combined poker debts totalling more than $100.00. He suggests repaying hi ...

On 11 October 1952, at the 4077 M*A*S*H did Captain B.F. Pierce commit mutiny and attempt to usurp lawful military authority, willfully attack commanding officer, Major F ...

The rampant camp fever has the doctors stumped; HQ believes the fever is carried by rat-borne mites and fleas. Fr. Mulcahy is in Seoul, trying to dig up more info on the ...

Frank and Hawkeye race back to the 4077 after spending an entire night at the site of a bus meeting a land mine. Tired, cranky Hawkeye splashes dirt on an uppity Col. by ...

Henry Blake will tell everything he knows about sex. Actually, he speaks on birth control; all 18 of the UN peace-keeping forces are cautioning their men not to litter Ko ...

Supply sent 5000 diapers and 5000 pairs of rubber pants to 4077 in the middle of winter. It is no surprise when the new pair of boots Hawkeye ordered 3 months ago have no ...